BRANDY
Brandy is the official drink of the Re-mains. It tastes good and it gets you going when your a little slow. It sees you through a gig, gives you amazing amounts of bravado - it makes you straddle your fallen band mates on-stage. It lets you dance enlessly to other bands on the bill. It enables you to guest star and endlessly solo with your peers. It helps you sleep on the ground outside and it makes you evaluate your life the next day.
Great stuff.